Monthly Archives: October 2005

Just for PUN…

We were singing, “I have the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. Down in my heart to stay.” When the song was over, 5-year old Tommy raised his hand and asked “Why not on Monday?” Advertisements

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Christmas Misunderstanding

In a small Southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets.Totally unable to come up with a … Continue reading

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Family History Web Site

My Uncle Sam who lives in Illinois asked for help getting a web site started that would be a site to receive and display information on the Thornton family history.   The domain name for the site is http://www.sonton.info.  Sonton … Continue reading

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Seance with a Tragic Ending

I am not a believer in séances, but I went to one just to see what they are like.  The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact … Continue reading

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Just for PUN…

I had no idea that a different pope was almost elected until I came upon this story in the New York Times. As I understand it, Cardinal Ratzinger was not the College of Cardinals’ first choice. That choice was, interestingly, … Continue reading

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Answered Prayer

I praise the Lord for a simple answer to prayer. When in Ohio, I took possession of Bethany’s laptop computer, which refused to even start.  After days of facing a persistent “Hard Drive Failure”, I paused and asked God to … Continue reading

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Traveling

I’m at Anchorage airport, waiting for a flight to Minneapolis, then Columbus, Ohio.  Brethren Missionary Herald (fgbcworld.com and bmhbooks.com) board meetings are tomorrow and Friday.  BMH is doing great which makes my role as Chairman easier.  I have learned lots … Continue reading

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