The Art Heist

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.


After careful planning , he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.  However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

“Monsieur … I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this!



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4 Responses to The Art Heist

  1. baked_alaska says:

    ohmy…*shaking head* 🙂

  2. Erin_Hib says:

    hmm, pretty sure that one deserves a groan…but I liked it

  3. haha… i like that one! nice one pastor dan

  4. HAHAHAHAHA! That is funny. 😀 I like that. I just might copy it form you. 🙂

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