Monthly Archives: February 2006

Wenceslas

One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.  “Certainly, your Majesty” says the Manager, “Would … Continue reading

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DEPENDENCY

Wow!  Look at these great truths from God’s word originally written to the Christians at Colosse! “So then, just as you received Christ Jesus as Lord, continue to live in him, rooted and built up in him, strengthened in the … Continue reading

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Philosophical Scavenger Hunt

A father created a scavenger hunt for his children to keep them occupied one summer. To make it tougher, he put all the names of the items into riddles and clues. One of his boys was adept at figuring out … Continue reading

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The Rush before the Relaxing Cruise

I’m writing you from downtown Los Angeles.  For our 25th anniversary Sue and I are going on a CRUISE! We were scheduled to fly out of Alaska on Friday night.  But I was concerned since a lot of Alaska airlines … Continue reading

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