Human Cannonball

After years of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball went to the circus owner and told him he was going to retire. “But you can’t!” shouted the cigar-chomping boss. ‘”Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?” As it turned out, the human cannonball who replaced him was hired and fired the same night.

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