Monthly Archives: July 2010

Separate Ways

Two high school buddies finished off their grade twelve and moved off to different parts of the country, Joe to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a bird breeder and Frank to a job as a public librarian. Ten years later, at … Continue reading

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Kid Coffee

A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee.  She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.  When she got to the bottom, there were three of those … Continue reading

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Surprise Sentence

Gilbert Arenas got thirty days in a halfway house and two years probation for having four pistols in the Wizards locker room. The sentence surprised a lot of people who thought jail time for Arenas would be a four-gun conclusion.

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Crow or Raven?

During a hike with my friend, I noticed a black bird roosting in a nearby tree. “I’ve always wondered what the difference is between a crow and a raven,” I said. “You have to count the pinion feathers on the … Continue reading

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