Monthly Archives: August 2010

Faulty Directions

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses.  The new compasses were so bad that people often ended … Continue reading

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Wood Wisdom

A New Hampshire carpenter was called upon to put up a bulletin board in a church vestry. Since the walls were marble, he tried to glue the frame on the wall rather than nailing it, but ran into problems until … Continue reading

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