Monthly Archives: December 2010

Christmas Delivery

One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.  “Certainly, your Majesty” says the Manager, “Would … Continue reading

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Christmas Thief

It was the night before Christmas when a burglar breaks into the home of a prominent local lawyer. He takes the lawyer’s Christmas gifts from the top of the credenza, leaving the packages for the wife and children alone. As … Continue reading

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