Christmas Delivery

One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.  “Certainly, your Majesty” says the Manager, “Would you like your usual”?
“Yes please,” replied the King, “same as always …

… deep pan, crisp and even.”

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