Monthly Archives: March 2011

Smart Lion

A lion was roaming the African jungle. He was terribly hungry. He came across two men sitting under a tree. One was pounding away on a typewriter; the other was reading a book. The lion devoured the man reading the … Continue reading

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Aged Dolphins

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap … Continue reading

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Meaning of “Gospel” in Romans

The word “gospel” as used by Paul refers to the life and message of Jesus Christ. Paul preached about Christ and called that the gospel. “Gospel” is better represented by the gospel of Luke than by the Romans road. The … Continue reading

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