Monthly Archives: September 2011

Squaw Math

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one … Continue reading

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A New Picture of the Gospel

Here is a short video worth viewing. Is our view of the gospel motivating us to reach out to people with God’s love or to judge them? A New Picture of the Gospel

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Chinese Gongs

Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that would be rung every two hours: At 8 a.m.once, 10 a.m. twice, noon thrice, 2 p.m. four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out … Continue reading

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Glory that Produces Unity

We have been given glory! This glory is the secret to Christian unity – not just within a particular church, but unity between churches and denominations. When the global church has complete unity, that lets the world know that Jesus … Continue reading

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Burglar Proof

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “STOP! Acts … Continue reading

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The American Problem with Judging

James 4:11-12 – “Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on … Continue reading

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Our Attachment to Comfort

The largest interpretive question in Jonah seems to be the question of why Jonah was so disturbed by the prospect of Nineveh experiencing the grace of God. Jonah would rather run from God than go to Nineveh. He would rather … Continue reading

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