Chickens Cross Road

Questions: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Answer:  A chicken farmer put in a playground for his chickens to see if happier chickens made more eggs.  Sure enough, his egg production increased.  So, his neighbor across the road put in a playground for his chickens.  In fact, he put one in with a 15 ft. slide.

So, one by one, the first farmer’s chickens began crossing the road to get to the other slide.

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