Monthly Archives: May 2012


A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a big meal. After eating it, he took out a pistol and put four shots into the ceiling and began to leave. The manager ran up and demanded: “What are you doing, … Continue reading

Posted in Long Puns | Leave a comment

Evil Spirits Try to “Out” Jesus

Mark 3:11-12 – “Whenever the evil spirits saw Jesus, they fell down before him and cried out, ‘You are the Son of God.’  But he gave them strict orders not to tell who he was.” Intriguing!  How did the evil … Continue reading

Posted in Bible | 3 Comments