A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a big meal. After eating it, he took out a pistol and put four shots into the ceiling and began to leave. The manager ran up and demanded: “What are you doing, shooting up my restaurant and trying to leave without paying?”
The panda answered indignantly: “I am a panda!” “So?” replied the manager. “Just look it up”, said the panda.
They got an encyclopedia and looked up “panda”. Sure enough, there it was. It said: “Panda, a large bearlike animal of Asia that eats shoots and leaves.”