Burial or Cremation?

At the evening discussion church meeting the topic was “Burial or Cremation?”  Two of the people got rather worked up. One said to the other, “If you have yourself cremated you will have gone back to your old bad habit – smoking.” “Well,” said the other, “I’m told that petroleum comes from fossilized old bones, so if you have yourself buried, all you will be doing is making a fuel of yourself!”

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