Category Archives: Long Puns

Yellow Fingers

There was a king whose lands were being invaded by a rival kingdom and the king desperately needed to send a request for re-enforcements from a close ally. The only problem was that he couldn’t spare many men and there … Continue reading

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Magical Porpoises

Seeking immortality, two explorers set off for the heart of the Dark Continent in search of the lake where, it was said, lived immortal porpoises capable of granting the same on any who were fortunate enough to catch a glimpse … Continue reading

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Archaeological Dig

After a heavy day’s digging at the archeological site in Norway, researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god.He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and his famous giant hammer.But most important of all, the eyes in … Continue reading

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High School Reunion

Two high school buddies finished off their grade 12 and moved off to different parts of the country, Joe to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a bird breeder and Frank to a job as a public librarian. Ten years … Continue reading

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Choir Threats

The church volunteer choir went on a cruise where they were asked to sing for those on board. One new recruit to the choir was having a terrible time keeping time with the rest of the group. Finally, the choir … Continue reading

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Columbus Update

We all know that Columbus believed the world was round when others believed it was flat and that if you traveled far enough you would go over the edge. We also know that Columbus reached what we now know as … Continue reading

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Noah Round Two

One day God called down to Noah: “Noah, I want you to make me an ark.” Noah replied, “No problem. Anything you want is fine; after all, you’re the boss.” But God added, “Ah, but there’s a catch, Noah. I … Continue reading

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